Buy Land in Israel

In the category of “why-didn’t-I-think-of-that,” the “Israel Land Development Corporation” is now offering plots of land in Israel for sale online.  Without leaving the comfort of your own home or having to sign closing papers, you can own some of the Holy Land “forever.”  The details are here, but before you punch in your credit card details to pay $118 for that one square foot of dirt, know that I personally have a special going on right now.  For only $99, I will send you a better map than they are offering, and a much more beautiful certificate.  Just mail me a check and there will be lots of warm fuzzy feelings of “joy and pride.”  If you don’t feel them, I will.


One thought on “Buy Land in Israel

  1. I did some work for a Jewish lady here in Oregon a while back. She said Israel needs “good Christians” to buy land in places like Nazareth. Then, she said, Israel would be surrounded by, “nice people.” This sounds like a good start.

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